Wind Gods

Daily Rituals

2006-04-26T13:38:00.000-07:00

Many things that I do in life revolve around money. I am not ashamed to admit this.

However, I _do_ know that there's a line out there that people shouldn't cross in order to get money.

This includes dancing around naked and barking like a dog.

I know, as a sane...human being, that this is crossing said line.

Apparently, Mike, one of my many acquaintances, does not.

I'll never understand that guy....I mean, seriously. Woah.

...And I'm sure you all need to hear this story, but honestly? I don't feel like repeating that spectacular display in my head ever again. Ever.

And...that is all.

"The Journey of a Thousand Miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire."

2006-04-25T07:46:00.000-07:00

Aaahh...how nice it is to have a following. What joy.

I should do another one of those lists shouldn't I. It seemed very successful to me.

1. Your name is Odin. Disregard that old man who calls you Jonathan. He is senile.
2. Clearasil is for cleaning your face, Lysol is for cleaning the floor. Using these on the opposite surfaces will result in a lemony fresh face and pimple free floor, neither of which is the desired result.
3. The silvery incorperal person is not real despite what she says.
4. While 42 may be the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, it is an insufficient answer to most mathmatical problems.
5. Dunk your head in boiling water.
6. Disregard above note, was written by your room mate.
7. Have doctor treat results of note number 5.
8. Don't provoke any dragons.
9. Wrist does not turn 360 degrees without serious pain .
10. Sending teacher exploding cigars for Christmas is not a good way to ace any class.
11. I can't fly.
12. I am not an anime character, no matter how many times my room mate says that I am.
13. If you haven't been able to read these, put on your glasses.
14. There is no number 14.
15. Wash, rinse, don't repeat.
16. Listen to George Carlin and Robin Williams, they know all.
17. World Domination is over rated. Start with something small like Liechtenstein.
18. This is the last note.

Another one!

2006-04-23T21:04:00.000-07:00

My...two in one day. My world must be full of interesting and stimulating things!

Right. Not.

But...a few things had been on my mind.

Powdered milk is the antichrist, remember that.
Destroy anything that even resembles a cow.
Melted cheese is NOT good for watering plants.
I wonder who went up to a cow and said "I'll squeeze these and drink whatever comes out."
Mayonnaise has feelings too.
Humor stupid people, it makes them feel intellegent.
Plot to take over the earth using farm fowl.
Strike that; rubber suited, fire breathing far fowl are more efficient.
Never stand up in class and shout, "Dance, dance you little monkeys!" People might stare.
You are not a flying slice of balogna.
When in the presence of someone more wise than yourself, point in a random direction and say, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
Number twelve is too good to have its own note, so move on to thirteen.
No matter how much candy you have, you will always want more.
Do not tell children Santa Claus is fat because he eats little kids.

Obligatory First Post

2006-04-23T16:03:00.000-07:00

I usually think blogs are a big waste of my time....but I decided to give it a try. Just because.

Yeesh....nobody'll read this, will they. I'm just gonna end up typing and typing forever....with no response.

Agh...oh well. *grin*

~Odin