name: Odin
age: 19
AIM: OdinMGod19
e-mail: Click Me
country: Japan/Norway (I'm pure-blooded American, in other words)
likes: A good drink
wishlist: A new pair of daggers
quote:
"Wow, our last day on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing, though."
"What's that?"
"Kill people."
Aaahh...how nice it is to have a following. What joy.
I should do another one of those lists shouldn't I. It seemed very successful to me.
1. Your name is Odin. Disregard that old man who calls you Jonathan. He is senile. 2. Clearasil is for cleaning your face, Lysol is for cleaning the floor. Using these on the opposite surfaces will result in a lemony fresh face and pimple free floor, neither of which is the desired result. 3. The silvery incorperal person is not real despite what she says. 4. While 42 may be the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, it is an insufficient answer to most mathmatical problems. 5. Dunk your head in boiling water. 6. Disregard above note, was written by your room mate. 7. Have doctor treat results of note number 5. 8. Don't provoke any dragons. 9. Wrist does not turn 360 degrees without serious pain . 10. Sending teacher exploding cigars for Christmas is not a good way to ace any class. 11. I can't fly. 12. I am not an anime character, no matter how many times my room mate says that I am. 13. If you haven't been able to read these, put on your glasses. 14. There is no number 14. 15. Wash, rinse, don't repeat. 16. Listen to George Carlin and Robin Williams, they know all. 17. World Domination is over rated. Start with something small like Liechtenstein. 18. This is the last note.
