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name: Odin
age: 19
AIM: OdinMGod19
e-mail: Click Me
country: Japan/Norway (I'm pure-blooded American, in other words)
likes: A good drink
wishlist: A new pair of daggers
quote:

"Wow, our last day on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing, though."
"What's that?"
"Kill people."

~Dogma

alter ego: Kaze no Kami, God

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April 2006

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

My...two in one day. My world must be full of interesting and stimulating things!

Right. Not.

But...a few things had been on my mind.

1. Powdered milk is the antichrist, remember that.
2. Destroy anything that even resembles a cow.
3. Melted cheese is NOT good for watering plants.
4. I wonder who went up to a cow and said "I'll squeeze these and drink whatever comes out."
5. Mayonnaise has feelings too.
6. Humor stupid people, it makes them feel intellegent.
7. Plot to take over the earth using farm fowl.
8. Strike that; rubber suited, fire breathing far fowl are more efficient.
9. Never stand up in class and shout, "Dance, dance you little monkeys!" People might stare.
10. You are not a flying slice of balogna.
11. When in the presence of someone more wise than yourself, point in a random direction and say, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
12. Number twelve is too good to have its own note, so move on to thirteen.
13. No matter how much candy you have, you will always want more.
14. Do not tell children Santa Claus is fat because he eats little kids.

<3 9:04 PM